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— Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826)
 Letter to John Melish, January 13, 1813

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American Voices: Denver Airport Bans Marijuana-Themed Souvenirs

     Denver International Airport has announced it will no longer sell marijuana-themed souvenirs and gifts because it doesn’t want people to just associate Colorado with pot tourism, saying, “There’s a lot more to our state than marijuana.” What do you think?“For a bunch of weed smokers, they’re pretty uptight.”Krister Block – Cast Molder“That’s okay. I’ve got a guy in Terminal B who will sell you a pound of pot-scented air fresheners

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Infographic: The Pros And Cons Of Fracking

Gas prices are plummeting across America thanks in part to the country doubling its daily oil exports, which is made possible by chemical fracturing technology that scientists have said wreaks havoc on the environment. Here are some pros and cons of fracking:ProsBlasts tens of thousands of gallons of chemicals deep underground, out of harm’s wayPrompts important conversation about whether or not people have a right to clean waterChemical balance of breathable air getting a little

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Pepperidge Factory Farm Under Fire For Inhumane Treatment Of Milanos

NORWALK, CT—Following the release of an investigative report earlier this week detailing the cramped and unsanitary conditions within its facilities, Pepperidge Factory Farm has come under considerable fire from snack rights groups for its inhumane treatment of Milanos. “This report documents an absolutely appalling environment within Pepperidge Factory Farm, including the use of small, filthy cages that are routinely packed full of helpless Mint and Dark Chocolate Milanos without any paper doilies separating them,” said

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Man Figures He Has 2 More Bites Of Roommate’s Leftovers Before It Noticeable

BRIDGEPORT, CT—Examining the contents of a plastic takeout container while standing at the open refrigerator, 23-year-old Andrew Beyer reportedly estimated Wednesday that he could safely have two more bites of his roommate’s leftover chicken pad thai before any decrease in volume became noticeable. “He probably doesn’t remember exactly how much was in there, so I can just grab a couple more bites and then fluff it up a little with the fork,” said Beyer as

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Man Old Enough To Know How Rest Of Life Pretty Much Plays Out

MINNEAPOLIS—Acknowledging it was unlikely that he would encounter any more big surprises at this point, local man Eric Gibson told reporters Thursday that he is now old enough to know pretty much how the rest of his life is going to play out. “I’m fairly far along in my career, so I probably won’t change jobs before I step down at 65 or take an early retirement package due to corporate downsizing,” said the 46-year-old

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Patriots Really Embracing ‘Us Against The Rules’ Mentality

PHOENIX—Amid widespread criticism over using illegally under-inflated footballs in the AFC Championship Game, coaches and players from the New England Patriots revealed Thursday that they are fully embracing an “Us Against The Rules” mentality heading into Super Bowl XLIX. “At the end of the day, that ‘Us Against The Rules’ attitude just motivates us to go out there and play our game the way we do best,” said quarterback Tom Brady, praising his team’s ability

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Consumption Of Buncha Crunch Reverently Paused During Unsettling Scenes Of ‘American Sniper’

EDINA, MN—Despite thoroughly enjoying the chocolate candy as she watched the film, local woman Jessica Kirby reverently paused from eating Buncha Crunch Thursday during an unsettling scene in American Sniper, sources confirmed. According to reports, Kirby refrained from chewing the bite-size pieces of milk chocolate and crisped rice throughout the tense moment when Bradley Cooper’s character trains his sniper rifle on a small Iraqi boy, respectfully holding the candy in the side of her mouth

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American Voices: Koch Brothers To Spend Historic $889 Million On 2016 Elections

     Conservative industrialist billionaire brothers David and Charles Koch have announced that their network of political organizations will spend a total of $889 million to influence the outcome of the 2016 elections, on par with what the GOP and Democratic parties are each likely to spend. What do you think?“Man, I wish I had a brother to buy elections with.”Larry Collins – Gift Shop Supervisor“I prefer my third parties laughably ineffective.”Linda

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